Retail Concepts

In discussing shopping with some friends I decided that there needed to be a more male-oriented destination store. I present you with:

Firearms, Porn and Football 'R Us

Originally it was Firearms, Lesbian Porn and NFL 'R Us, but I felt we need to go for a slightly larger demographic. All about broader horizons, people.

Ladies, drop the guys off here and the shooting ranges and video booths will keep them entertained and not whining about how many pairs of shoes you try on.

Men, also look for our niche store; Beer, Barbeque and Baseball. With these two new exciting stores Engler Retail Concepts will take care of all your shopping needs, and if it doesn't... enjoy going to The Gap. Pussy