No News is... Just as bad

Yesterday was apparently a really slow news day. I am sitting watching evening news and they close with a cute little piece about piglets in Moscow playing "pig soccer" Where the piglets push a soccer bal around with their snouts. This morning my radio alarm goes off and sports comes on and they finish with a story on.. Yea, really. So as usual I check yahoo headlines in the morning and one of them is.. Unbelievable.

I am waiting for the pigs to get a shoe endorsement deal. Soon they will be rolling through the barnyard with their entourage full of themselves, knocking up sows, hitting the trough too hard until they lose their game. Ah, but fortunately when they retire we aren't left to deal with them shilling for bad products. We get bacon.