NFL Draft Update

Just finished with the Vikings pick.

- Merril Hodge's hair is the most fucked up looking thing on live TV this side of the Jackson trial. The top is lighter than the sides and is a disaster. I think someone took a rug, ran it through a shredder, teased it and planted it on his scalp. I think he had chemo last year and it appears the hair didn't come back right. Merril doesn't like Mike Williams from USC, I now will discount everything Merril says from here on out.

-Alex Smith from Utah validates my point on football players not being all dunces. He graduated in 2 1/2 years. About 4 picks later, Carnell "Cadillac" Williams tries his best to undue that. His enunciation is so bad I think it's the reason Suzie Kolber asked him a question he had already answered. Then he comes out with the gem, "He won the war, but the battle isn't over." Carnell, I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and chalk that up to the nerves and excitement.