You Are Special..

Yes, you. You the one..

..crossing the street where there is no crosswalk or crossing when the light is changing, making everyone wait til you cross.

..jumping in front of the people who have been waiting in line for hours to see their favorite band.

..talking on their cell phone, describing the action scene by scene or discussing life in general during a movie.

..flashing their money around to get the royal treatment so you don't have to deal with the unwashed masses.

..driving down the shoulder of the freeway or anywhere there really isn't a lane so you don't have to be inconvenienced with traffic.

..whizzing through the intersection barely missing the pedestrian, since waiting for them to cross would force you to wait an extra 30 seconds.

Yes.. for all this and more I say YOU ARE SPECIAL. You don't need to be a sheep and follow along with accepted conventions of civility. Here's to you.... Fuck You Asshole