News From the Other Side

The Juice is squeezed. O.J. Simpson has been oredered to pay $25,000 to DirecTV for using signal stealing decoder boxes. Simpson denied knowledge of the boxes in his Florida home and offered to help find the real pirates. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have scheduled a press conference for Monday, August 1 to express support for Simpson and protest DirecTv's "participation in a conspiracy to deny African-Americans' rights to have 500 channels of digital quality television."

MoveOn.org not moving on. Unnamed sources involved with MoveOn.org have expressed dismay over the organization's inability to shake the 2004 election loss. "I've seen the MoveOn Mobile driving by the White House at 2AM, just continually drving by it for a half hour or more" says one source. Others have mentioned the John Kerry pictures still lingering about. "They blow it off, saying they haven't gotten around to throwing away all of the Kerry promotionals, but I have caught them looking at his picture now and then. I can tell it still hurts."

One high level source confirmed that if they are defeated in their attempts to prevent John Roberts' nomination to the Supreme Court they will change their name to curledupwatchingLifetimewithboxoftissuesandpintofBennJerrys.com