Celebrities: The Further Adventures of Idiots

Just read an article about celebrities' babies' names. Further proof there are more than a few who just are in another world. Some examples of the celebs and their kids names:

Korn's Jonathan Davis' son: Pirate (as soon as kids learn the slang Butt Pirate, that's his new name)

Penn Jillette's (Pen & Teller) daughter: Moxie Crimefighter (Try making your head appear out of your ass, Penn)

Sir Bob Geldof: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Someone should change his title to Sir Bob, 1st Earl of Dickheadshire

Will Ferrell: Magnus (Good name if he becomes a super villain)

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin: Apple (Kumquat would have been more exotic)

Erykah Badu: Puma & Seven (Loosen the headwrap idiot)

and of course Frank Zappa with: Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan and Diva Muffin.

There are plenty of celebrities out there who have decent tastes in naming their kids, some of these are so egregiously bad they are amazing. Apparently these celebs' significant others are just as big of chucklefucks to allow their kids to be names as such. Maybe we should take to renaming the celebrities ourselves, we could come with some good 0ne's I'm sure