If... Dec 19th

Some more questions to answer, ignore.. whatever.

1. If you were to be paid to write a new book on any subject you wished, what would it be about
Either: The failures of The German Military preparation in World War 2 or The history of the Adult Movie industry in Southern California... don't even try to analyze that as something more than it is.

2. If you could have one person from history work for you as your personal assistant, who would it be?
Thomas Jefferson (one of many of hundreds of possibilities)

3. If you could arrange a jam session with any 3 musicians in history, who would you include?
Charlie Parker, Jaco Pastorius & Thelonius Monk

4. If you could sing any one song beautifully and perfectly, which one would you pick?
Bridge Over Troubled Water

5. If you were going to turn to crime to support yourself from now on, what kind of criminal would you become
Run a bordello (I guess I wouldn't be a criminal in certain parts of Nevada). This is about as victimless a crime I could think of. I suppose I could be in just as much trouble selling "adult" items in most of the South and upsetting a bunch of backwards crackers... that would be worthwhile.