Humanitarian of The Year

My leading candidate for Humanitarian of the Year is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan has given millions of people hope in their lives as they realize they are not as big of a fuck up as they previously thought. For the multitude struggling to get by they can look at Linday Lohan and realize "At least I've never been stupid enough to blow the equivalent of a pimped out Maybach hanging at Chateau Marmont." Be it a coke spoon or random penis, Miss Lohan has always grasped the opportunities available to show people that they aren't anywhere near the staggering, incoherent Failure-o-matic that they could be. I salute you Linday Lohan, through your self immolation you are a shining light to the people out there.