Adding To The Modern Lexicon

Headless Horseman - The driver of the car in front of you who is so short that no noticeable part of their head extends above the top of the driver's headrest. Headless Horsemen can be a dangerous distraction as many people must take their eye off the road to see who the hell is actually driving the car.

A subgroup, The Gray Headed Horseman is one of the most feared creatures one can encounter. These wizened, hunched geriatrics display an uncompromising driving style that has more in common with Soviet charges in The Great Patriotic War than anything you might learn at the DMV.