PsyOps

The United States Government should try a new approach in the war against terrorism. They should send out a mass email to areas that are considered hotbeds of terrorism. It should say something like

Dear Fellow Believer,

I do not wish to send you this bad news but I must. My brother Kemal has spoken to me from the grave. He said that while you will receive your 72 virgins when you kill the infidel in service to Allah, be forewarned they are all fat and ugly.

He continued to say that blowing ourself up and no one else will give you 14 non-virgins. Certainly they are not the untouched flowers you were promised but they are not bad looking and some even go anal. And for those making the self solo sacrifice there is an all you can eat buffet available.

Sincerely,

Mehmet Ghazi


Why not, couldn't be worse than most of what we tried to begin with.