Spam

I've been inundated with spam for a while now. Most of it goes to my bulk folder but even that is a problem since yahoo has a habit of putting something I want in there too. Trying to go through several dozen headers can be a pain. Not sure what all I've missed. I will probably have to get a new email address. That will be such a pain as I have so many onlione accounts tied to my current one. Not to mention I will miss some of my favorite emails:

Keep Her On It All Night (Who, on what? Come on be more specific. Is a Jehovah's Witness on a Trampoline going to come to my door)

Be Patriotic, watch the All-American Cocksucking Championship (I couldn't find this on ESPN, Fox Sports West or the networks. Is this on that new Versus channel?)

Gain 3 inches immediately (Again. Be more specific. Nose, waist or ass no thanks.)

This of course is in addition to the hundreds of offers I have received to sell my timeshare. I wish someone would point me to the damned thing so I can cash out. And of course I could buy enough viagra and cialis to give the entire NBA stiffies. So look for a new email address coming soon.