I like the New Office, but...

There are a couple of areas in the building we moved into that had odor issues. If Glade air freshner came up with scents in honor of the office they would have Bataan Death March or Cattle Ranch in August for the elevator. For the men's bathroom they could turn out Starbuck's French Roast Enema or Everglades Outhouse.

The problem mainly is one of ventilation. This building was built in the 20's I am sure and not up to modern standards. It doesn't help that the elevator's walls are carpeted and the carpet's probably been there for a decade easily. The carpet has managed to hold on to the body odor of the many people who have passed though its doors. And it's not even aesthetically pleasing to look at, it's got some stains ugly enough that a reality tv show wouldn't ask contestants to touch.

Then there's the bathrooms. I hear the women's is just as bad. Again, it is due to lack of ventilation. There is a vent hole in the ceiling but if their is a fan there it is got the breath power of a final stage emphysema sufferer. Sometimes when I go in there I get with a combination scent of coffee, shit, and occasionally urine. If the timed air freshner is going then I might get the whiff of burnt coffee poured over a pile of shit in a spring meadow. I don't know if I misreading the coffee smell. If I am correct than one of the guys in the Law Office next door is drinking way too much coffee. It's coming out his pores and he might even be shitting Folger's Crystals.

Overall the new office is great, a couple more vents and fans and it would be awesome