Forget Snakes on a Plane, I've got Spiders in Trees

I love the Summer for the great weather for night time walks. What I hate are the damn spiders that come out and start a housing boom in June. Fucking spiders. ENding up with web stringing off my arms or legs are bad enough but having them slap me in the face is really disgusting. Fortunately most of the spiders around me are pretty benign, if I had to worry about a funnel web spider jumping on me when I was out for a walk I'm not sure what I would do.

I enjoy my walks and don't need these little ugly things messing me up. Still, they are better than other options. I almost ran headlong into a skunk the other night. I saw this thing about 20 feet ahead of me move out into the street and noticed it kind of jump around and then stick it's bushy black & white tail up. I did a quick about face and hoofed it the other direction. Now I'm skunk spooked as I walk at night having to keep an eye out for them as well. Nature can be annoying sometimes