Dad at it again

Sitting at the end of the table out on the patio Sat. night after cake and ice cream. Everybody is talking which is probably a good thing keeping too many people from overhearing the conversation. This one actually took me by surprise. The she in the convo would be my stepmom Kim who keeps father safe from himself.

John: (pointing to new lights on patio ceiling) Hey Rog, did you put these in?
Dad: Oh, hell no. She won't let me do anything. The only thing I can do now is fuck.
John: Is that right? Yea, you wish.