Thanksgiving with the Folks

Conversations Overheard:

At dinner, Dad talking about some program he had seen where a soldier in WWII had talked about seeing men by him blown apart. Our friend only hears part of it.

Gloria: Oh my, where you injured at all? (Dad was in the Navy during Korean War)
Me: No, he was talking about a show he saw on WW2. His biggest threat was getting the clap
Dad: Ha Ha Ha
Kim: Now now, this is a family dinner, no war stories about your father in Japan.
Gloria: You were in Japan?
Me: Yea, they made a number of landings into Geisha houses
Dad: Oh I got a medal for that

Then the family classic..
Dad: Jesus Christ, we've got enough dessert for an Army
Kim: Roger, you say that every year, stifle it or I'm going to kick you in the ass

Creative Decorating
Me: What smells like cinnamon, smells good
Kim: These decorative pine cones, they work well don't they
Eleanore(Kim's mother): Will one fit in Roger's rear end
Kim: It might but that could be deadly projectile