You've Got Email (With hot teens sucking...)

I want to write more in my blog, but work is pretty heavy right now and then I am gone most of next week to Oahu for Jeff's wedding. I have been enjoying writing more of late, but work is eating up my time.

One thing before I go. I am getting tired of spam. In fact I might change yahoo email in the hopes of dodging as much as I am getting. Although I would miss out on the email with the subject header:

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. Well, not really. I would be happy with a couple more inches sure, but to be able to the 8 in the corner pocket with my johnson? A bit extreme

I would also miss all the varieties of ways they misspell words to try an bypass spam filters. Nothing gets me more aroused than reading about Hott whroes being peneatrated anelly for my enjoyment. Come on, it's like having someone with a speech impediment on a 976 number.

If I decided to take advantage of all the bestiality, rape fantasies, MILF action and bukkake extravaganzas it would be like starring in Being Rick Santorum.

So, my friends keep writing, I enjoy hearing from you just don't put anything about bitch teen girl slut cum sex in the subject line. Fortunately (or unfortunately as the case may be), most of you do not have occassion to begin an email as such, but those are some of my filtered words. Sad, I have to eliminate some of those choice terms, but it saves having to find your email to between the invitation to barnyardlovin.com and the 400th ad to either refinance or give me a huge hard-on.