Tuesday, March 28, 2006

State of Mind

Jeff Tweedy pointed out that there are no Blue or Red States, if anything they are Purple. Very true, there are pockets of liberals and conservatives all over. Some places are deeper shade than others for sure. For those folks out there who are confused, allow me to give you today's example of the color state's state of mind.

Bear Hunting
Red State: Requires outdoor attire, knowledge of their habitat, and considerable skill in tracking them.
Blue State: Requires stepping-out attire, knowledge of proper search terms for craigslist and possible trip to local flea market, arts district or clubs.

1 Comments:

At 3:30 AM, Blogger Dixie said...

You, sir, are a riot. :)

 

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