Repeat After Me

Well, after one of my usual long disappearances I hope to keep the blog updated more often. File that with "the check is in the mail, I'm from the government and I'm here to help..etc" But enough with that, I am here to tell you the new catchphrase you need to use.

This was related to me in Seattle. A friend of a friend was playing a gig out in Middle Nowhere, Texas (I think it was Lubbock). After the show a guy comes up to him and say "I'm not gay or anything but I really love your music."

Now, only in a select few Red States would you need to qualify your enjoyment of music with not being homosexual. There are various levels at which I find it unneccessary, but you can figure that out. The point is.. this is a great lead in for anything.

"I'm not gay or anything, but.."


Try it, it's just plain ol' fun.